Look out Rover....your days of lazing on the hearth-rug are just about over! They're gonna be looking at you in a whole new light after reading this book. Of course, your status can only improve once they start relying on you for every little thing. You always knew you were good for more than chasing a silly green ball around the backyard. Just try not to let on how pleased you are with yourself - a little humility will help them remember that you are, after all, supposed to be their best friend.